Well Miss April you have been unceremoniously dismissed from the Big Brother house. Despite being the most unpopular player in the game you seem to think that America loves you. I am sorry to inform you sweetie that America does not love your pelt-your-Down-Syndrome-nephew with-balls-to-make-him-tough, ask-everyone-on-day-1-to-feel-you-up, have-sex-again-and-again-with-the-first-willing-guy ways. Not one bit. I look forward with glee to your watching the look on your showmance's face when you say you are the fairest of them all. My greatest joy, however, is reserved for when you discover that no one is interested in buying what you're selling: the April and Ollie reality show. Nobody cares how your showmance 'progresses' in the world outside of the Big Brother house. I am wagering that your relationship ends shortly after your new reality sets in. Bless your heart.
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